The PapitoTrades app
Trade what I trade. When I trade it.
Every buy and sell I make hits your phone the second I post it, with the entry, the stop and the reason. Then learn the why with 28 short lessons, a daily chart game and $10,000 in practice money.
$149/year founding price · then $199/year · Not financial advice
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01The moves
Every move comes with a plan.
Each move says what to do in plain English, the numbers, and why. Tap Show me how and the app walks you through placing it in your own brokerage app, step by step.
An alert the second it's posted
Get every move, only buys and sells, or just the tickers you follow. Quiet hours hold alerts overnight and send a morning recap.
A stop on every buy
Every BUY comes with the price where you get out if it's wrong, set by how much the stock usually moves in a day.
Ask about any move
Every move has its own thread. Ask where to set your stop or what changed, and the team answers.
A sample BUY move
The portfolio, in percentages
See the positions Papito shares, what each one is, and what would make him sell. No dollar amounts and no share counts.
The record stays up
When a shared position closes, the result stays on the record, wins and losses alike.
02The Room
Never trade alone.
A private chat for members only. Papito posts a pre-market brief every trading day, and the team answers questions as the market moves.
- A pre-market brief in the Room every trading day
- A thread on every move, so the questions stay with the trade
- @mention anyone and they get an alert
- Clear rules: no pumping tickers, no paid promos, no "guaranteed" claims
- Listen to any post read out loud
Sample conversation · not real members
03The Academy
Learn to trade. Get rewarded.
28 short lessons, 1 to 3 minutes each, with a quick quiz at the end. Start at How to read a move and work up to charts, risk, the Fed and options.
The Stack · what your XP unlocks
XP is never spent- 1,400 XP$5 in BitcoinYour first Bitcoin
- 3,000 XPBull badge 🐂Next to your name on the leaderboard
- 5,000 XPPapitoTrades hatEmbroidered dad hat. Earned, never sold.
- 7,500 XP$10 in Bitcoin
- 10,000 XPLegend hoodie + $25 in BitcoinAlso needs 1 year as a member
- Every +5,000$10 in BitcoinFor as long as you keep learning
XP comes from learning and practice, never from real-money trades. First Bitcoin after 30 days as a member. Bitcoin rewards are capped at $50 per member per year, sent as the dollar amount shown. One hat and one hoodie per member, ever. 18+ and US only. Rewards can change or end with notice. Gear in the app is shown as a design preview.
04Practice
Make your rookie mistakes with play money.
Every member gets a $10,000 practice account at real prices. Buy stocks, ETFs and crypto, set stops, write down why you bought, and watch your record. Nothing touches a real account.
The daily Chart Challenge
A real chart with the name hidden. Up or down over the next 10 trading days? +10 XP for playing, +15 more if you're right.
A leaderboard
See how your practice account stacks up against other members. Practice prices can be up to 20 minutes behind.
Play money · real prices
05Show up daily
Three things a day. Win the month.
Today's 3 keeps it simple: play the Chart Challenge, do a 2-minute lesson, and say something in the Room.
The Most Active badge
The most active member each month gets a badge nobody else has, until someone takes it. You can hide yourself from the leaderboard in one tap.
Sample members
06Founding seats
Get your seat.
Founding price, locked while you stay a member.
- Every move with the entry, the stop and the why
- Alerts on your phone the second a move is posted
- A 30-minute onboarding call: the app, your alerts and your goals
- A pre-market brief in the Room every trading day
- The members Room, with a thread on every move
- The portfolio in percentages and the record of closed trades
- 28 lessons, the daily Chart Challenge and $10,000 in practice money
- XP rewards: Bitcoin and PapitoTrades gear
@ballin_ass_papitos · Renews yearly · Cancel anytime
Can't swing it yet? Earn a free year.
A limited number of free years for people who show up. Be active every day: the Room, lessons, the Chart Challenge, practice trades.
The app keeps track. Go more than 3 days without showing up and the seat goes to the next person.
Tell us why you want to learn
07How it works
How to get in.
- DM “SEAT” to @ballin_ass_papitos.Or “SCHOLAR” to apply for a free year.
- We confirm your seat and text you your personal link.
- Tap the link and finish the 3-minute setup.No password and no code. The link is your key.
- Add it to your Home Screen and turn on alerts.iPhone: Share → Add to Home Screen. Android: menu → Install app.
- Hop on your 30-minute onboarding call.We set up your alerts and go over your goals.
Free on Instagram
Watch how he thinks before you pay.
Free trade breakdowns, Free Game Fridays and market updates.
08FAQ
Before you DM.
Short answers to what people ask most. Anything else, ask on Instagram.
Do I need trading experience?
No. Most members start brand new. Begin with “How to read a move,” practice with play money first, and tap any dotted word in the app to see what it means.
Which broker do I need?
Any. You place your own trades in your own account: Robinhood, Webull, Fidelity, Schwab, Coinbase or another. We'll never ask for your brokerage login, your password or the codes your broker texts you.
Is there an app to download?
No download. Open your personal link and add it to your Home Screen. It works on iPhone and Android, and alerts show up like any other app's.
Do I have to take every move?
No. Take the ones that fit how you invest. Moves marked ADVANCED carry extra risk; skip those until you've followed the simple ones for a while.
How do the Bitcoin rewards work?
You earn XP from lessons, the Chart Challenge and practice. When you reach a reward, tap Claim. Papito reviews every claim and sends it himself: Bitcoin to your Lightning address, gear to a US address. Your first Bitcoin unlocks after 30 days as a member, up to $50 in Bitcoin a year.
How does the founding price work?
Founding members pay $149 a year, locked in while they stay a member. The standard price is $199 a year.
Can I cancel? What about refunds?
Your membership renews yearly. Message the team any time and it won't renew. Payments already made aren't refunded.
Is this financial advice?
No. Everything here is education. Papito shares what he's doing and why; what you do with your money is your decision. PapitoTrades is not a registered investment adviser or broker-dealer.
Stop guessing. Start with a plan.
Every move with the entry, the stop and the why, the Room, the Academy and $10,000 in practice money. One price, locked in.